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When you make tons of money but you spend all of it, most of it, or have an excessive amount of monthly notes.
It sure is nice to work with my hands and I sure make tons of money but my wife sure loves to feed the machine.
Eating too much till you become a fat fat fatty…fucking fat
Hey Bark I’m hungry.
Yeah boar I’m so hungry for anything
Jeez just don’t go PULLING A MACHINE
a dildo strapped to a industrial mixer.
yo i was at this chicks house and she showed me her machine gun
A sex act where you have a threesome with an ATF agent's mother and wife, preferably rapidly and without a condom.
Did you hear the ATF raided Jim after he bragged about how he did a machine gun?
When an individual calls dibs on being the driver.
I got a machine gun!
When someone calls the front right seat of a car, they shout out shotgun! But this one is for machine gun seat out on the back of the pickup truck. Ya know ww2, willys jeep.
Shotgun!
Fine! Machine gun! keep your lousy shotgun seat! Bad ass number one in the backseat! Weehaa!
When someone bums you and you put it the washing machine and suck it dry (your mouth)
I’m gonna use you as a dry washing machine tonight