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"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"
When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.
The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice
Arnold Schwarzenegger's death metal band with albums such as Brutal, Double Brutal, Triple Brutal, and A Brutal Christmas.
"Dude, did you hear about Arnold's new band?"
"Yeah, Austrian Death Machine rocks!"
Terminology for profits made from cannabis sales.
Farmers are riding the green gravy machine to a better future.
Eating too much till you become a fat fat fatty…fucking fat
Hey Bark I’m hungry.
Yeah boar I’m so hungry for anything
Jeez just don’t go PULLING A MACHINE
a dildo strapped to a industrial mixer.
yo i was at this chicks house and she showed me her machine gun
A sex act where you have a threesome with an ATF agent's mother and wife, preferably rapidly and without a condom.
Did you hear the ATF raided Jim after he bragged about how he did a machine gun?