one fine mf that’s what he is 😏
bro sir michael is so fineeee
i know right!
its gone
hey guys I totally Michaels phoned my phone
When your ignorance blinds you to the truth.
Or you're the anti-Chuck Norris.
Heads or tails?
Tails.
*Flips coin. It's a head, I win.
Uh, it's a face on there, so it's tails.
WTF? You a Michael Rappaport?
Means someone who plays scratch games
Yo that's a Michael Chan right there
When your dick is so thiccc you make your wife/girlfriend pass out the second you enter her rectum.
Dude, I thought I killed my wife when we had anal
Oh shit son, you gave her the Michael M
When you give your girl a very decent wienering
You: Dude I just pulled the Michael Maneuver on my girl!
Me: I wish that was me
The voice actor who voiced Niko Bellic in GTA IV.
Hey, wouldn’t it be cool if Niko Bellic would be in GTA VI?
That wouldn’t be possible because Michael Hollick isn’t getting along with Rockstar anymore.