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Monkey pudge

When a transgender eats a cantaloupe out your bunghole

Yo big bruh I met a trans last night and it hit me with the monkey pudge

by Roger rollings November 13, 2022


boner monkey

A little puddle of semen that hangs off your erect penis

I forgot to use tissues while masturbating so I had a boner monkey

by OppaiSenpai January 2, 2017


quat monkey

Characterized by a white person that has a fear of black people and tries to overcome this fear by sleeping with black men.

Tristan Bentz is a quat monkey!

by tbdoesnotcumnaturally December 20, 2019


monkey humper

A man or woman who only has sex with ugly people.

Jamie is such a monkey humper

by BegE Shorty April 14, 2009


Rocket Monkeys

A retarded Canadian deathtrap that premiered in 2013 that aired a bit sometimes if your child tuned into Teletoon one fateful day. The show is about 2 monkeys named Gus and Wally and a robot named Yay-Ok going on adventures in a ship and getting into trouble, not only is the show itself is pretty shit, but the animation is ugly, the characters are forgettable, it should have never existed in the first place. If your child were to be sucked into the absolute madness of a cartoon it make your child's brain extremely numb and vulnerable to other shit Canadian cartoons. Though, if non-Canadians were to find out about this cartoon, then it would become a meme, cause monke. The show is unfunny and not worth watching, as it was one of those cartoons from Canada on the kids channel, Teletoon. Like most Canadian cartoons, the show is very obscure, I think(?) (except for shows Total Drama Island, 6teen, ReBoot). I always try to forget about its existence. It's a shit show, AVOID IT AT ALL COSTS, it is WORSE than Mega Babies!

Canadian: I watch Rocket Monkeys!
French-Canadian: Je pensais qu'ils avaient arrêté de diffuser cette émission sur Télétoon.

Canadian: Huh?
French-Canadian: I thought they stopped airing that show on Teletoon.
American: The fuck is a Rocket Monkey?

by NepgearAfficionado June 13, 2021


Lil Monkey

One who is full of energy, has the qualities of a person who is kind, compassionate, sweet, warm-hearted, gentle, and all of the above.

Someone who deserves the title of being called a monkey. Ahem in fact only one person deserves to fit this definition.

Wow, ur so annoying u lil monkey.

U should stop licking the floor u lil monkey.

Stop trying to be so wifey u lil monkey.

Stop being so wack u lil monkey.

Wow u do look v v good u lil monkey :)

by Lilmonkeylover July 9, 2022


G-Monkey

A person who knows how to be chill and kick back.

"Yo dude you wanna chill at my house like a straight G-Monkey and fucking get hard while watching Bob Ross?"

by Bigboner123 April 12, 2017