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The act of one with a beard longer than 2 inches grouping many hairs on their face with one hand and pulling downwards, showing the length of their beard. Usually done in a flirtatious manner but could also be used to deter one from asking too much.
'Bro, Joe just did a beard pull, he either likes this chick or she said he was wrong about something so he needs to bide time."
When you find hair in your food either from the cook or waiter. Usually from the cook who refuses to wear a net over facial hair so his beard hair doesn't fall onto your plate of food
Look at the beard droppings in my food
When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.
I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.
Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.
Cum Shot Facial. When the male cums on each cheek below the eye. And the Cum drips down.
Verb. Male shoots cum across the lip and down each cheek in a beard fashion.
Girl he gave me that Chowder Beard
I look like I just got Chowder Beard
Bearding; When a cisgender woman grows out her pubic hair, shaves it off, and glues it onto a shaven man’s face for sexual gratification.
“Did you hear that Emily and John participated in bearding? His beard color doesn’t match his hair!
When your friend is getting head from his significant other and you are rubbing your beard against his upper thigh and balls
Do you and Sophie want to do some bearding tonight?