bum sex

when one sticks ones member up another members bum hole..... can also be used with a female contraption of a strap on!!

should be done with caution: side effects include shitting out blood for a few days after.... lubrication neccessary!!

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bum candle

a person like ryan arias berricol who plays with yu gi oh cards and action figures when he is age 15.hahahahahaha a ginger bum candle !!!

think of the gayist person u know and double it

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crumbs in bums

Freako sex game that involves: 1 loaf of bread, 2 bum holes, and a good aim. One must stretch open their bumhole while the other one tries to insert a small piece of bread into the hole from whatever distance.

Evan: Are you up for some fun tonight sweetheart?
Melissa: Oh yes, let's play crumbs in bums!

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bum nuggets

chicken eggs

I need 2 doz bum nuggets for cooking scrambled bum nuggets for dinner

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Bombay Bum

A mild to medium case of 'the shits' following a medium curry the night before. Another symptom is poo that resembles Bombay-Mix.

A worse case would be Karachi Crack or Rhino-Eye

"Whoooaaaah! That feels like I've peppered the pan. Bombay Bum again!"

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bum log

A big fat turd that exits out one's ass in the shape of a giant log possibly resembling a large seqoia tree floating in your toilet.

the word bum refers to the ass; the log refers to the turd.

Tara is such a Schlob she backed up the sewer system with her giant bum logs

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bum city

another way to say "that's a bummer"

"Hey do you want to go to lunch today?"
"Oh, bum city...I already have plans!"
"Too bad...maybe tomorrow then."

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