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a Man so legendary he was named after his Fathers Penis
Mike Penis is named after his Father Mike
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V. Quickly eating, nibbling, or devouring in a limited amount of time on ones penis. Not a desired sexual transaction, unless that is, he or she that is performing the gobbling is dressed as an ass goblin.
"I'm going to penis gobble like it's Thanksgiving"
"While I gobble on your penis, I'll be dressed like an ass goblin"
"Hey bro, kevin gobbled my penis last night"
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noun. One with great love or appreciation for penis.
Eve loved penis to such an extent that she was known throughout the land as a penis enthusiast.
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A condition that develops during the act of oral sex, usually lasting under an hour depending on amount of ejaculate one has had in their mouth. This is a normal condition and should not require medical attention unless chronic penis breath develops. Usually clears up with two Altoids, or in serious cases, brush your teeth, floss, use mouthwash, and then forget it.
See also: Breath Cancer.
I have penis breath even though I didn't swallow. He had the worst tasting cum ever.
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To have a change of heart about having sex with someone. A change of heart, in your love part. A change of plans, in your pants.
Originally I didn't wanna hook up with her, but once I saw her naked I had a change of penis.
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A person with the name Imran who automatically has a small penis also used to describe someone with a small penis and denies that they do
The smallest shit you'll probably see in your entire life.
Some consider a person with the Imran penis to be women but it is not confirmed yet
Used as a synonym (Imran penis) to saying someone has a micropenis
Joe: you're a cunt
Peter: well you probably got a Imran penis
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When outside running or doing outside activities in the cold and the penis becomes cold and painfully rigid. Tingling sensation may occur.
"Man, at cross country this morning I got a bad case of frostbite penis!"
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