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bless my phone basically means to send someone a naked picture of yourself so they can enjoy it for their entertainment.
Ayyy, did you hear?, Starrkeisha bless my pipe/phone with some naked pictures,videos , and mirror pics.
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When a persons fingers are rapidly touching or swiping the surface of a cell phone because they are so consumed with their phone. This also applies to someone not rapidly swiping or texting, but who is obsessed with their phone in an intimate manner.
Ex: "Are we going to have sex, or are you going to spend the rest of the evening finger fucking your phone?"
Ex: "I thought the movie was good, however my date had no thoughts on it as she was finger fucking her phone the whole time"
Ex: "I thought she was going to be a good lover by the way she finger fucked her phone all the time, but as it turns out she likes her phone more than me."
Ex: "You are finger fucking your phone so hard it is going to cum"
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To receive multiple, rapid texts. To do so in panic, or malicious fashion.
I have to go. Don't blow up my phone. I will be in class and can't reply.
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Jenny was just being a bitch. All she did was blow up my phone.
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When someone wont stop calling you.
Thats the fifth time hes called! Stop Blowing up my phone!
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An arse splittingly wide shit, usually the result of stuffing yourself the day before with kebab, steak, fine cheeses, etc... and dehydration caused by excess alcohol.
Rupert howled, when the morning after the pickles and cheese party he had to pass a rolled up phone book
used by little bitch boys to express their irritation at certain videos. usually on lgbt or feminist videos because they hate anyone who isn't a cishet man
random woman on tiktok: i just want men to take us seriously
the most boring man to ever walk the earth: i got 2 phones
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the call that lets you know if the guy you just slept with likes you or not, based on how long he takes to call you after having sex with you, if he calls at all
Mary slept with Bob on Friday night. Mary got the after sex phone call on Saturday afternoon. Bob likes Mary enough to consider her girlfriend potential. Jane slept with Danny on Friday night. Jane got the after sex phone call on Monday night. Danny wants to keep having sex with Jane, but doesn't consider her girlfriend potential. Betty slept with Steve on Friday night. Betty got the after sex phone call from Steve the next Friday afternoon at work. Steve wants to sleep with Betty when he feels like it. Doris slept with Frank on Friday night. Doris never got Frank's after sex phone call and won't. Frank forgot Doris' name as soon as he got her into bed.
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