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Taking any noodle and shoving it in the tip of your penis and the other end in your asshole.
Holy shit man!! Just made some neat chicken noodle soup yesterday!!
Has died
goddamn it man, I got My Dick In Soup. And they got kill credit too
Her mouth was overflowing with cream of dick'n soup.
soup dog kelsey is a amazing person and a very good friend 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺‼️ i hope this postes i’ve made like 10
you: “i don’t follow soup dog kelsey”
me: “go follow her now she’s better then you🙄☝🏼“
when your getting head and bout to bust but then her head gets chopped off and you bust at the same time so she starts bleeding out the mouth and its mixed with your cum.
Yo bro I made some tomato-cream soup this morning
when someone sticks their nose in their partner's asshole as they are farting and defecating, it results in the smeller puking on that dirty asshole and then starting to lick it.
person 1 : Jack's asshole was so dirty after the Idaho chocolate soup
person 2 : you need therapy
When you are finger-banging a chick using two fingers. It gets so wet that it sounds like you are stirring a cup of Campbell's Soup with two fingers. May also be known as a Two Finger McGillicutty!
My buddy Mike had a girl in the back of the car and It sound like he was making some Two Finger Soup! Shit was Loud!