Scene hair

The most awful hairstyle you will ever set eyes upon. The girls normally have black hair (although brunette and white blonde is accepted) with a gazillion extensions and sometimes coloured streaks. They backcomb the top layers so it hangs out like a mile away from their heads and then clip in some extensions. Clips, bows, and headbands are normally added and sometimes they'll have a straight cut fringe.

TiaTERROR: OMFGZ did you see the new pics I posted on Myspace of my new scene hair?
EmilyELECTRIC: Lyke hella tight! I had that hairstyle last week! BIATCH!
TiaTERROR: *Slits wrists*.
EmilyELECTRIC: Ily!

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Hockey Hair

see mullet.

Wow, that's some ugly looking hockey hair!

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long hairs

a male hippie with at least shoulder legth hair. that possibly hasent showered in days, is bent out on acid and some dank ass herb. long hairs are gennerally found in clusters at music festivals and concerts: ranging in the gernres of classic rock, bluegrass, psychedelic rock, and reggae. there unpredictable frantic behavior can cause unrest in " normal communities"!

Jim: i am the lizard king! ( runs acroos street)

Driver: fuckin long hairs!

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Fucked Hair

When you go to a small salon and pay a decent amount to get your hair done and later you find out the idiots who didn't finish beauty school. Basically, when your hair is so far ruined that only shaving it off will fix it.

victim: Shit! They made me pay for this fucked hair!
bystander: What the hell is wrong with your hair? It's pixied now!

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hair taco

the process of slaming a book in a girls long hair.

i made marissa a hair taco today. did not go well

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blue hair

If you are a red head, ie have red hair or orange hair and somehow get an evil twin, they will have blue hair.
However, yellow hair does not automatically result in green hair, it means purple hair.
Determining their eye colour is a lot harder and a totally different, more complex branch of antipodean clone malevolence.

Using a colour wheel it is easy to determine what colour your evil twin's hair will be.

I wish I had blue hair

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toilet hair

The pubes left on a toilet seat.

After taking a piss, Nimbulus realized he was balding when he saw the toilet hair he left behind.

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