An STD
Bob: Awe man! Sally gave me a frooty noodle last night! D:
Dave: Man, she gave me a frooty noodle too..
Bob: Wait...whaat? o-o
It's what The Rock truly is.
The Rock? More like Boiled Noodle
A person that's kooky and a loose noodle that acts crazy and fails around a lot. You never know what they're going to do.
Mary is acting like a kooky noodle bc she's running around the farm at 4 am looking for her kite.
When fecal matter gets impacted into the male urethra during anal sex and expelled during ejaculation or urination
I was harboring a poo noodle for 12 hours, I caught ringworm and possibly discharged a 3 inch poo noodle on my stepsis.
Firstly, you simply raw dog somebody in the ass that hasn’t taken a shit in a while. Once you’re done you take your dick out of their ass and piss into their mouth. Poo in the shape of tiny noodles will come out of your urethra into their mouth.
Yo bro, you shoulda seen it last night. I raw dogged some bitch at a house party and then pissed into her mouth. Poo noodles came out!
A very thin dick.
Jack:man i hate you!
George:at least i dont have a Noodle dick.