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An average lady is an amazingly powerful woman, with a fresh strong personality and a dust of mistery. An average lady is kind of a women with superpowers.
<<She's not an average lady, she is fucking crazy!>>
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A woman's lady parts or special spot
Blerg,my lady pikachu is itchy!
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A phenomenon in which the focus enjoyed by a domestic animal becomes preempted by a life event experienced by his or her owners. Particularly applicable in the case of a dog initially beloved by a married couple but later relegated to the position of second fiddle upon the birth of a first child, other variants may include single owners with new romantic relationships, owners accepting more demanding jobs, etc. Derived from the 1955 film Lady and the Tramp, the first mainstream picture to raise public awareness of the issue.
Homeowner #1: I wonder why Sally's dog has been barking so much lately.
Homeowner #2: Probably lonely, since Sally has been staying at her new boyfriend's every night.
Homeowner #1: Wow, that little floozy completely Lady and the Tramped her.
Jane: How is Winston doing these days?
Tom: Winston? Who's Winston?
Jane: Um... your dog?
Tom: ...?
Jane: The English bulldog you adopted seven years ago?
Tom: ...?
Jane: You always used to talk about him before you and Betty had the twins last year?
Tom: Oh, that's right! I think he's in the backyard. Or at the groomer's. I know I saw him when we left for the hospital. Or maybe it was the week before that...
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Lady Sheriff ley-dee sher-if
noun.
1. female who dominates in all aspects of life
2. Officer of the law
verb.
3. to take full advantage of a boy in a sexually aggressive manner; hook-up
Did you see insert name of lady sheriff take insert name of lucky boy home from the bar!? She was definitely going to lady sheriff him.
I would like to borrow that lady sheriff's handcuffs.
Woah that girl is wearing a scrunchie? She is NOT a lady sheriff.
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A female fuck buddy, or the mistress of a married person.
James has a fancy lady, hope his wife doesn't find out
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An LGBTQ+ person who is a hopeless romantic and tends to show their feelings. In other words, they wear "a rainbow heart on their sleeve".
Term comes from the song "Lady Chrysanthemum" by the Digital Renaissance Woman.
"Have you met Grace? She's a Lady Chrysanthemum if I've ever seen one."
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