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When in you in the climax of wankin knowing that someone is about to enter the room you are in. and so you start wanking so powerfully you cock goes to red alert
Mum cums up the stairs
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A stick which is stuck to the side of one's cock using masking tape to keep it upright while erect
When one has problems with his cock(mark sharp)one needs to make a wank stick and attach it to their cock with masking tape (mark sharp) then one can wank properly without losing stiffness (mark sharp,mark sharp mark sharp,mark sharp mark sharp,mark sharp)
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when a woman masturbates or is masturbated
Matt fanny wanked his girlfriend instead of having sex
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This usually occurs when your partner, typically your girlfriend or wife, has gone to sleep and you have the horn but she is having none of it. To initiate the Bully Wank you gently push your hard-on into her back until she eventually gives in and she turns over and quickly and aggressively wanks you off.
She just wouldn't have sex with me, so she turned over and gave me a bully wank.
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When you kneel on the floor, pants down, cock in hand, then lay out all your favourite porn mags on your preferred climax pages in a rainbow shape around you and then have a wank.
My Mum walked in on me having a rainbow wank last night! I couldn't hide the porn mags quick enough.
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a dog having a wank. sometimes for prolonged periods of time if they don't have balls
sarah: "harry's having a dog wank in the middle of the garden"
emma: "serious? dude that's top!"
sarah: "nah"
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A Person who is so stupid and dumb they are called a wank chop
Barry u Wank chop chew on my lefty
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