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To eat pizza with scissors can literally mean to eat a slice of pizza using scissors to cut it. Cobra, the complete bad ass who invented this bad ass style of pizza eating, would not cut up the whole slice, but just cut the tip of the slice off. Since eating pizza with scissors is such a bad ass thing to do "to eat pizza with scissors" can now mean to do something in an unnecessarily bad ass way.
It takes a real bad ass to eat pizza with scissors, a bad ass like Cobra!
A depraved form of masturbation, this is when an individual engages in auto-fellatio while defecating. In other words, a self-blumpkin.
Andrew: Jesus! What are you doing to yourself?!
Noah: The Personal Pan Pizza. Do you have any toilet paper?
something that Joshua Weissman has done creating 2020 and therefore dooming humanity.
Joshua Weissman: I'm about to Out Pizza The Hut (and Dominos)
Everyone: OH GOD *implodes*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DZA85l868c
The act of shitting in someone else’s pants while they are still wearing them.
Yo, I gotta shit so I’m gonna give you a Maine pizza roll.
Masimoland. Land of wine, sun, olives and vair vair groovy Luuurve Gods. Italy.
"The Luurve God is in Pizza-a-gogo Land and has left me in dangerous England to fend for myself."
Pizza and watch netflix is the invitation given to a girl from a guy to "hang out" which is a cover for having sex.
guy:"hey wanna come round? we can order pizza and watch netflix"
really what he means is..
guy: "hey want to come to mine and have sex?"
(verb) In larger American cities it means taking a right hand turn at a street's intersection instead of using the normal right hand turn sleeve. Often done by delivery drivers (without a GPS) who need to pull up to an intersection and check a street name before committing to making a turn on a busy street.
More rarely called a "Domino's turn."
Feddy was running late and his frustration was compounded by a back-up in the right turn sleeve. In a desperate effort to speed things up he decided to make a Pizza Hut turn.