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The one place that is magical, entertaining during the day.
During the night time, it's a horrendous, monstrous, scariest, abandoned shit pile of rectum that will rip your gillies out and shit your pants from 12 AM-6 AM, when it's 12 AM, prepare to shit your pants. At 6 AM, be lucky you survived.
Phone Guy: Welcome to Freddy Fazbear Pizza.
Night Watch Security Guard: What?!?!
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The world's finest pizza topping. The pizza of choice of fat security guards it consists of a Marguerita pizza topped with pork and gravy.
Why is that security guard so fucking fat?
You'd be fat if you ate 3 Pork Scotch pizzas every day.
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To eat pizza with scissors can literally mean to eat a slice of pizza using scissors to cut it. Cobra, the complete bad ass who invented this bad ass style of pizza eating, would not cut up the whole slice, but just cut the tip of the slice off. Since eating pizza with scissors is such a bad ass thing to do "to eat pizza with scissors" can now mean to do something in an unnecessarily bad ass way.
It takes a real bad ass to eat pizza with scissors, a bad ass like Cobra!
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A depraved form of masturbation, this is when an individual engages in auto-fellatio while defecating. In other words, a self-blumpkin.
Andrew: Jesus! What are you doing to yourself?!
Noah: The Personal Pan Pizza. Do you have any toilet paper?
something that Joshua Weissman has done creating 2020 and therefore dooming humanity.
Joshua Weissman: I'm about to Out Pizza The Hut (and Dominos)
Everyone: OH GOD *implodes*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DZA85l868c
The act of shitting in someone else’s pants while they are still wearing them.
Yo, I gotta shit so I’m gonna give you a Maine pizza roll.
Masimoland. Land of wine, sun, olives and vair vair groovy Luuurve Gods. Italy.
"The Luurve God is in Pizza-a-gogo Land and has left me in dangerous England to fend for myself."
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