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The coolest loner known man. He is so lonely he doesn't even know how women like him. He thinks no one likes him and he is true. But one thing he doesn't know is that he is going to have the biggest Glowup known to man kind. He is going to get blowys everyday for the rest of his young life.
The tallest man on earth that can't walk straight and has a gigantic cock which is bigger than a BBC. Robert gets mad slutty bitches who give him anal.
'Hurry up and get yourself a robert!'
Robert is someone who is funny , caring , stupid , and a cock sucker , but everyone loves him
Robert is you
Everyone is Robert, they will make you take your meds but Robert won't go away.
There is no one quite like him. Expect the unexpected! A self-made and high-class man who has developed the strongest of characters through dedication and his remarkable passion for life. He is very smart. He is quite sharp. Independent and wild. At his core he is like a child; witty and mischievous and pure and energetic. His laugh is silly and sweet. He is tall, dark and handsome but his real beauty is in his unique presence. His swampy hazel eyes express a million beautiful things. He has great depth. He loves and strives for simplicity. He acts with impressive logic but is deceptively (and endearingly) emotional. He needs freedom and yet anchorage. Spend a few moments with him and he will make you feel warm and uplifted. Spend a few more and you might find that your life changes. Such is his power. Do not cross him though! Just as he has high standards for himself, he expects the same in those closest to him.
Person 1: There’s something indefinable about that man...
Person 2: Yeah, well, that’s Robert for ya’!
A stupid jerk who doesn't deserve beautiful amazing girls. He has a very dirty mind and is very annoying. So many people hate him. Robert is very ugly and thinks he's the funniest person on the earth(yet he's not). He always has his ways to make a situation worse. Oh and he's a dumb az and an azhole.
Tia-Oh no Roberts coming!
Sara-eww!
Tia-Lets go!
Sara- RUN!!!
ROBERT-Huh? I'm confusion 😕
A big bully who pushes Karahballa and Petunia. He always makes fun of them.