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An unidentifiable clump of food on a dinner plate.
(Word was originally invented in 1996 by a kid named Jazzy Bazzy in a small town in Alabama and is widely used around the country today)
Joe: "Hey, Mikey, what is this shit your mom is feedin' us?"
Mikey: "I dunno, looks like some Lilly-Livered-Sloppy-Chops to me!"
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Joe: "Wisely put!"
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when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"
Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.
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This one is the most tricky of the sloppy whoppers, you need to get a group of friends to gang up on one victem. each performing different variations of the sloppy whopper. you must stick you penis in a burger, get another friend to get his penis in his or her mouth while she yawns, and the third friend to ejaculate on her back. Any one who can pull this off is a lord of the whopper.
We are so gonna get John back for all this. THE ULTIMATE SLOPPY WHOPPER COMBO!
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A high school wrestling move invented by the Alabama Slammer and the Spyder during the 2004-2005 season, this move is only hit by those in the 130-171 pound weight classes. It involves obscenely stacking the opponent up to the point of shoulder (almost) breakage. Sometimes just referred to as the Sloppy, there are varying degrees of this move (Extra sloppy, sloppy, minorly sloppy)
The Spyder really cranked the Sloppy Wang Chang in his last match.
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Did you give her the sloppy slop slop 3000 last night? Yeah it was epic
Worse than ur granny a tranny
Bob: ur mom gay
Joey: ur dad lesbian
Bob: ur granny a tranny
Joey: Bitch don't make me
Bob: Bet nigga lol
Joey: Ur poppy gives the sloppy
*universe fucking implodes*
The Sloppy Vagina Theorem (SVT) states that if a girl is still a virgin and has never used her vagina then she has no need for upkeep and it will more than likely be sloppy.
Thomas: Man I'd love to fuck Audry
Charlie: Dude she's never her vagina before
Thomas: Fuck that means its sloppy
Charlie: Damn SVT...
The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem)
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