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When a man shoves his testicles into a woman's ass and then ejaculates on her back.
Guy 1: Did you bring a rubber tonight?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm just gonna finish up with a South Jersey Sand Bag.
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when a girl sticks lettuce in her asshole and the man rams it all the way in with his jizzy ranch covered boner. She shits it out and they Lady and the Tramp the salad.
I ran to the store to pick up lettuce and ranch for my fiance and my South Philly Skeet Salad.
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A wealthy golf course neighborhood in Edgewater, Maryland where any trasher will get the cops called on them in .2 seconds (poor people aren’t excepted here), every kids first car is a bimmer, all often hated by everyone at South River High School for being spoiled. Expect to see lambos on a normal occasion. The neighborhood kids link up like a cult at the courts every night where they get high as a kite or shit faced drunk. but are seen as angels by their parents. The neighborhood drug dealer is a 15 year old girl. “Hey mom i’m going golfing” actually means, i’mma go get shit faced on the course. Dads also get away from there wives to do cocaine on the course or roll a fat ass blunt. SRC is a paradise where everyone likes to get fucked up while keeping it classy at the same time.
“Wow that’s a nice car.” “Yeah, he’s a South River Colony (SRC) kid.”
A High School in Park Ridge, IL. Most known for their intense drug use and distribution on school grounds. Seniors there beat up Freshman in the woods nearby. They also have a good football team but who really cares about that.
Ryan: Hey, wanna hang out?
Any sensible girl: No! You go to Maine South High School
a drawn out, multiple time given good-bye, intersected with stories, financial situatons, gossip, jokes, sentimental sweet nothings (depending on said company), and football or stock car speculations. so called for the American Southerners' likeable propensity for conversation and verbal virtuosity. it is a just another cultural moray on the continuum best explaned by the sentiment: "why use one word when a thousand will do?".
Southern woman:"i'll miss you. call me when you get there. drive safe"
Southern man: "i'll miss you too. don't worry i'll call. well i guess i'll see you when i see you"
10 minute conversation
Southern man: "well i'm burning daylight"
Southern woman: "yeah, i'm sorry you need to get moving"
20 minute conversation
Southern woman: "take care now. i need to clean this place up."
Southern man: "i got a long drive ahead of me"
15 minute conversation
Southern man: " what time is it ?" good lord it's 8:30!"
Southern woman": i know. well enough of these south carolina good-byes, i've got to get fixin' breakfast for the children."
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A close relative of the "shocker," however, it differs in technique and execution. Invert your hand and direct two fingers into the stink box, immeditaely followed by a thumb-hook to the stinker. You can also perform a "hooking" motion (like your twisting open a can) for the full effect.
If your girlfriend gives you the look, it's time for the Dirty South Fish Hook.
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Probably one of THE worst schools in Illinois. You'll always get homework no matter what, and lots of racist teachers. The front office administration teachers are shit, and the educational teachers don't care crap about students, in fact, it gives more F's. except for their payment. Boys vape in the bathrooms, jerk off and spray liquid ass in the bathroom as they finalize before they go back to the classroom. Music teachers are shitty as hell as they can't even play shit except to judge students.
Jack: Hey Bob, hows Hawthorn Middle School South?
Bob: It's really bad. The teachers hate me :(
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