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Someone you're going to molest if your submarine is ever on its way to crush depth. If the submarine ever sinks unrecoverable, then the crush depth buddy will be the person you find so you can sexually assault them before you die in a pressure wave incited by the implosion of the submarine. It usually is the youngest looking, cutest sailor with the nicest butt.
"Captain, we're going down!!!" "Okay boys, you know what that means...find your crush depth buddy. Now who's at the top of my list..."
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When you're getting good head from your homie and you a gangsta
elmo: I M GAY FORTNITE!!
Trump: ok buddy retard
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a phrase commonly said on roblox when someone trys to say drumpf is a good president. My brother drank the juice mom uses to clesn the toilet and now hes laying down and wont wake up what do i do before mom gets home
lighting mcqueen: I'm going to rape donald trump
obama: Ok buddy retard
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Someone who you go to for long, deep & meaningful conversations.
Girl 1: I tried calling you all night last night
Girl 2: oo sorry i was on the phone to a d&m buddy..
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The mental and physical ailment of missing one's cuddle buddy. Symptoms include the Following: Random cuddling of pillows, crying yourself to sleep, obsessive texting of one's Non-Present Cuddle Buddy, ease of sexual excitement when dwelling on one's Cuddle Buddy, establishing a pet name for the missed Cuddle buddy, excessive discussion of said Cuddle Buddy, and feeling that one's bed sheets are always cold.
Hazards of Cuddle Buddy Withdrawal include: Glomping one's Cuddle Buddy the next time one sees them and have fun private time with them.
There is a support group for this disorder. There are currently 4 members of this group.
Chris: Hey Jeanine, is that Liz over there?
Jeanine: Uh-huh!
Chris: Why in God's name is she holding onto that pillow for dear life? o.0
Jeanine: She misses Brandon. And She's also going through Cuddle Buddy Withdrawal.
*Chris and Jeanine proceed to go get pillows of their own to battle their Cuddle Buddy Withdrawal as well.*
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the equivalent of a booty call, the process of someone texting another person late at night to talk. Most likely seen at 10:00pm-3:00am.
Andy (12:10am) : "Hey, I need a text buddy"
Kat (12:16am) : "No Text Buddy-Calls please."
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