ghetto dogs

(n) a hot dog which has been cooked in the microwave and put on a piece of white bread and eaten with your choice of condiment.

Dumbass: Fuck Im hungry for hot dogs but im broke!!!
Smart Guy: No worries just get some out of your freezer and we'll make some ghetto dogs!!!
Dumbass: FUCK YA BEIN' POOR NEVER TASTED SO GOOD!!!

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ghetto blaster

1. noun; a small stereo, sometimes containing a tape deck or c.d. player and normally is somewhat lacking in sound quality and appearance.

2. noun; a broken-down or distorted stereo.

1. let's roll to tha wordpartay/word man, i got tha ghetto blaster and some wordforties/word.

2. man, that ghetto blaster is wordwhack/word.

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Ghetto Brush

When you wake up late for something you don't often have much time at all to brush your teeth & so you give them a quick 10-20 second going over with your toothbrush before you spring out the door.

'Fucking woke up late for work again & had to resort to ye olde Ghetto Brush'

'You really gotta start getting outta your wankpit earlier ya jew'

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Ghetto Gepetto

Someone who has a keen tolerance for crappy objects to the point where people start to think his or her life is a complete dump.

-"Here comes Adam in his piece of shit car."
-"You mean Ghetto Gepetto in his GepettoMobile."

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ghetto goth

An oddly harmonious style, blending elegant, urban and gothic looks. Described as "all the aspects of looking like the typical “thug” but if they were in a Marilyn Manson music video." Several examples of this style can be seen modelled by Rihanna, on her @badgalriri Instagram.

Rihanna has taken to this style, ghetto goth, recently. See her @badgalriri Instagram

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Ghetto Conversation

Instead of calling, or walking to a neighbors home, the act of screaming really loudly to communicate.

I didn't know she lived so close that we could have ghetto conversations.

A Ghetto Conversation

"HEY, KEVIN DO YOU WORK TODAY?!"
"NO, YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING?!"
"HELL NO, NOT WITH YOU! JUST WONDERING IF YOUR OUT OF YOU'RE HOUSE OR NOT!"
"OK THANKS!"

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ghetto sprite

A ghetto sprite is a recipe for a drink that is similar to a sprite but will cost nothing (with free refills) at the restaurant. If you cannot order a Sprite due to low funds or simply you are a cheap ass. Then a GHETTO SPRITE will suffice. A Ghetto SPrite is a glass of Ice water with a lemon. It may be the closest thing to a actual soft drink, but without the cost..

What would you like to drink??....Customer A: a Iced Tea,... Customer B: a Diet Coke... Customer Three... A Ice water with lemon.... (aka a GHETTO SPRITE.).. This third customer is not going to tip you very well.

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