Mexican Snow

In Southern California you will only find snow in the mountains. The first area where snow is, generally the wettest snow, is the Mexican Snow. Socioeconomically, this is as far as they can go into the snowpack as their vehicles aren't equipped to go further up the mountain because of ice and heavier snow requiring 4x4 vehicles.

The traffic coming up the hill was awful! But once we got past the Mexican Snow, it got a lot better.

Did you see all of the people playing in the Mexican Snow?

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Mexican Potluck

A gathering wherein a group of people each bring a burrito ingredient, then everyone makes burritoes with the ingredients to eat for dinner while watching hilarious movies.

Let's head to Chris an Liz's, I hear they're having a Mexican Potluck with that new Machete movie... i've got an onion, here, take this carrot.

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mexican roulette

Russian roulette played with 6 bullets instead of 1.

Unload a few of these bullets from the chamber Alfonso, I don't feel like a round of Mexican roulette.

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Mexican Mudbutt

1. when one eats a delicious dish of mexican cuisine, but afterwards suffers the consequences in the form of uncontrollable, firey diarrhea.

2. when after recieving anal sex from a person of mexican heritage (or hispanic in general) one contracts an STD in their anus, resulting in a sloppy, muddy butthole.

1.
Person 1: Dude those burrittos were awesome, but i'm never eating there again.

Person 2: Why's that?

Person 1: Because i was on the toilet for the next 2 hours with a case of Mexican Mudbutt

2.
Lisa: Jenny, how'd things go with Jose last night?

Jenny: Well i let him do me in the ass, and now i think i've got a sloppy encounter with Mexican Mudbutt

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mexican pancake

Act/ of dancing between two fat mexican woman /having one press her back and ass against the front of your body and having the other press her gut and titts against your back while both woman hold hands

Daam man that nigga stuck gettin a mexican pancake he will never be the same again

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mexican shower

To wear way too much axe, cologne, deodorant, or all of the above because you are too busy/lazy to take a real shower.

Javier awoke from his nap realizing he had to leave in 2 minutes but smelled like shit, so he took a mexican shower.

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Mexican snowstorm

When a skank gets five dirty, greasy bastards to shoot their spic cream into her face. Similar to bukkake, but involves illegal immigrants covered in oil and dust.

Dude 1: "Jesus man, I just saw the worst porno!"
Dude 2: "What was it?"
Dude 1: "Mexican Snowstorm Vol. 5."
Dude 1: "Sick shit, Dawg!"

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