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The sight of only a cat’s tail sticking up, usually with the view of its body blocked by a coffee table, as it moves across the carpet. The sight of only the tale moving is similar to a shark, but this shark is about to crush some cat nip.
Fucking carpet shark! That damn cat’s tale scared the shit out of me. Oh, sorry Whiskers, I wasn’t yelling at you, here’s some tuna.
Sharking it: having a feeding frenzy brought on by watching discovery channel's shark week.
Man I've eated 4 hot dogs and 3 bags of chips! Im deffinatly gona be Sharking It this week
One way you know people that say that they are sharks are not sharks is sharks don't try to run off other animals. Sharks can also swim without the use of tanks and scuba diving apparatus, that's another way you know that people aren't like sharks, even if they claim to be.
He/she must have been in a silly mood when he/she claimed to be a shark, but nobody thought he/she wasn't a false shark when he/she made the claim.
One way you know someone claiming to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't run other animals off. Another way you know someone who claims to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't need tanks and scuba apparatus to swim deep underwater, their bodies are made for their environment, which is not a natural environment for humans.
The false shark said he/she was a shark, despite a lack of similarity to the underwater animals.
This basically means that your best friend is fucking the living shit out of your Ex. But hey, ask him how your dick taste.
We were just watching a shark movie... nothing else happened.
For all retttarhs who don't know; shark szn is to keep grinding <3 Sharks are large, powerful predators, and may sometimes attack and kill people.
gymbro: bro I just benched 500 pounds
gymbro 2: fuak lets go, shark szn all szn, keep grinding g
Shark fisting is the act of placing your two fists together and sticking your thumbs up in the air while you fist your significant other. (Best effects achieved while other is on period.)
Betty; I heard shark fisting can feel really good.
John; I can shark fist ya right now baby.