Bed Soring

The term used to describe a sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed cock between the fat rolls in an obese woman.

"Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"Pretty good, I ended up bed soring her."

Bench bed

A certain bed you use for sex.

Let's have sex in a bench bed

Go Home, Go Bed

An extremely long VanossGaming skit where Tyler tries to...get home and go to bed. But he ends up in several other places, including a strip club, a random street with a goomba (goomba, fuck you!), Hogwarts, Minecraft, the Moon itself, and many other places -- all while being completely ignorant as to where he is because he is player model is looking up while Vanoss tries his absolute hardest to keep it together.

I'm sick and tired of playing this stupid fucking game.

I just wanna go home, go bed.

Bed-listener

A person who is skilled in bed-listening rumours the negative information or sickness of any well-known celebrity or politician, only based on several figures from unknown resources. Bed-listeners often claim a celebrity to be badly ill (suffering from cancer or other severe diseases), because it seems that they comprehends the proficient skills of listening to what the target men said on their bed or even during their dreams.
In ancient China, palace maids and eunuchs are experts in bed-listening to the healthy conditions and bed stories of their monarchs.

A bed-listener says that Putin was badly sick, gripping the table to stop himself shaking so much, because he bed-listened Putin for months.

Brenda The Bed

Brenda the Bed was a hilarious auto correct failure that became an inside joke

Hannah: Hey Chris I have the go to Brenda
Chris:Who’s Breda
Hannah:OMG I meant BED LOL
Chris:ohhh ok go to Brenda the Bed then. 😂
Hannah: auto correct Hates me
Chris:new inside joke?
Hannah:yep

Bed Butter

A pasty, greasy substance found in the bedding (mattress, sheets, blankets) after the final moments of lengthy intercourse between two consenting "corpulent" adults.

"We gotta change these sheets! They're starting to smell like bed butter again."

kitten bed

A bed designed for kittens to nap in.

We got to give these kittens a kitten bed for them to go to sleep.