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Trump-"I want to build a wall"
Reporter-"would you build a fence"
Trump"I could build a bit of a fence then i will build a wall because it is more formal"
Reporter-"do you despise the Mexicans?"
Trump-"no i just do not want drugs in this beautiful country"
Donald Trump-America's President 2k16
Wall-A big brick fence
Donald Trump-'I'm Going to call my wall Donald Trump's Wall
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the biggest joke of a movement America has seen in a long time. made in response to the Great Recession. fueled by the thought that the Great Recession is a big enough excuse not to try to make a living and banks (no pun intended) on the idea that complaining is a great substitute for action. ignores the fact that "life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it." a complete kick in the face for those who have worked for everything they have owned. destroys the businesses, cars, public safety, and even lives. a complete disgrace. i grew up out of a liberal family, and I'm not that conservative, but these people make me sick.
Jack, one of the 99%: "Uggh, this economy won't let me get a job! Waaaa! Screw those fat cats upstairs! OCCUPY WALL STREET! Come on, gang, torch that family-owned general store! Stupid capitalists! Capitalism is evil!"
General Store Owners: "I could cry right now. I've worked way too hard and have stretched by budget way too much to have my successful general store go to shambles like this. Sure, this economy has driven down the profit of my store, but I still get by, and my family has loved me for it. How the FUCK am I one of those fat cats, you bastards?!?"
Justin, one of the 99%: "JP Morgan Chase's headquarters! Torch it!"
Jack, one of the 99%: "No, they've got security. And guns. And that building is way too big. One ear of corn at a time, Justin. Lets not work too hard now."
Mother of a dead child to Jack: "You guys killed my son! He was 10 years old!"
Jack, one of the 99%: "Lets put it this way, mam, at least he can't grow up to be an evil fat cat."
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To retain vital body heat by inserting your hands in your friends anal passage(s)
it was so cold in oslo we formed a massive ring around the fire and did some emergency cavity wall insulation
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A group of activists believing that by yelling loudly enough some slogans they don't fully understand about some economic concepts they don't even begin to comprehend, they can change an economic situation they don't really like into a better one that they haven't quite defined yet.
"Fuck you, damn corporations! Save the environment! Save the poor! Save the whales! Stop AIDS! Screw all you evil banker people! Occupy Wall Street!"
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When a man's penis becomes erect, he squeezes his balls to the closest wall and yells out "Oh sweet Jesus" "balls to the wall" can hurt and end up in painful surgery in a gynecolegists bedroom.
Geez Fred, when you took that 60 foot drop on your tri'cycle your balls actually stuck to the wall. U were balls to the wall erific!
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1. when one gets mad at ones techer or friend and choses not to say " go fuck yourself!"
Can also be used to express anger at anyone who you do not know, especially if they annoy you or piss you off.
1. Teacher: why didnt you do your homework John?
John: Cuz i didnt want to!
Teacher: Im going to call your parents
John: Go fuck the wall!
2. Melissa: Hi jenny, wats up
Jenny: Nuttin much
Melissa: So did you finish your project?
Jenny: No did you?
Melissa: Well i did. Hahaha too bad for you. There's only 5 days left to type 20 pgs
Jenny: Go fuck the wall bitch!!!
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to encounter an insurmountable obstacle
The producers hit a brick wall with there asinine protests against reasonable regulations.
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