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A very strong strain of chronic marijuana with a physical appearance of a very dark exterior and a pure white crystal-coated interior.
After smoking a personal bowl of Barack Obama Weed, i couldn't tell the difference between Obama and McCain.
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During sex in the missionary position, the man grasps the woman (or other) by the ankles and lifts them up. Then he promptly begins to spin rapidly, using centrifugal force to keep the person up-right. This usually ends in the person that is being weed whacked in a mess of their own stomach contents.
"Oh... well uh... I knocked over these lamps while giving Marsha the, er, Wyoming Weed Whacker..."
The type of shit to get you so high your eyes droop, your head explodes and your testosterone levels increase to the max
Victim:Don't never buy no weed from the gas station, bro. If the nigga ain't in your contacts, don't ever go to the gas station, bro. I went up there at 11 o'clock last night trynna get me some weed. Bro, I smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here and my other eye is still right here. Explain, bro. I gotta go look for this nigga bro, what the fuck did you sell me, bro? Look at me, bro, I'm hideous!!
Friend: Gas station weed!? nigga are you serious?
1. the things that satisfy us all.
2. three things that, if used correctly, can give any person a sense of great satisfaction. Some people like one more than the others, but not one person can say that they do not get joy from at least one of them.
Man: I am so stressed out.
Friend: Sounds like you need some pussy, weed, and alcohol.
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Action that is requested by one's marital partner, or close friend, to carry out; this action is revolting because it involves the visual exposure, and handling, of one's extremely hairy bodily parts; this action is usually performed to relieve one's self of heat exhaustion from having a tremendous amount of hair.
In order to be able to fit into his tuxedo, libraty had invited his wife to a morning of weed wacking his back.
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A black porn or liquor bag blowing in the wind. Bags such as these are commonly observed tumbling up and down the streets there.
Wow, that last block had four Baltimore tumble weeds on it...a new record!
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Weed, aka Marijuana grown in the ground South of the U.S. border that is cured hastily, that is to say it hasnt been cured slowly, but has been put in an oven or a dehydrator and shipped across the border. Such weed is often compacted in vacuum sealing devices or hiddden in any number of vehicles (coffee, cologne, ever wonder why it tastes like cheap cologne or manuere?).
Next time you take a hit of that "compact shit" or fluffy shwag, just remember that it wasnt grown or cured in ideal conditions, hence its decreased THC content and propensity to give you a headache as opposed to a nice "cognitive" high.
You know you have some Mexican Dirt Weed when you have some stuff that is either compact or fluffy wiht lots of stems and seeds. The presence of seeds indicates that male and female marijuana plants were not kept seperate. The general shitty texture and taste of the weed indicates that it wasnt properly cured. Anything that is not considered "dank" or "kb" is basically shitty ass shwag. Enjoy that headache endudsing shit you middle and high school beotches!
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