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can I touch that bodonkadonk fool?
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
The most useless fucking thing phone companies have ever come up with since they can be easily broken by a drop of sweat.
I stopped using Touch ID coz it kept fucking locking me out of my phone.
When you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, cum, vagina juices to make a creamy muffin.
Tina: Bill gave me a touch muffin last night!
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.
A computerized fan control system that the Casablanca fan company used from the mid 80s up until the late 2000s. Has 6 speeds, a light dimmer function, a direction reverse function, a demonstration function, and several other modes. Comes with a wall switch of either three of four buttons that wires into the wall in place of your regular toggle switch. Very high tech and innovative, though it can malfunction and break sometimes.
I just installed your Inteli-Touch Casablanca fan for you.
Often used to imply that a person will touch another person, (vro), usually consensual and the actions performed are considered freaky.
1. If you don't stop right now I'm gonna touch you vro
2. I'm gonna touch you vro
3. Don't make me touch you vro.
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something that gamer girls/ guys don't do
hey bro have you been touching grass HIM: no I've been gaming!
the equivalent of sex
Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass
Friend 1: LETS GOO!!
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