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After the drive in we went to a park and I got laid in the front seat of my car. My first love, circa 1960. Got some my mud for my turtle
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The rare but real "talent" of taking not only an erect penis, but also the testicles in one's mouth while performing fellatio. Being able to deepthroat helps.
"That Cock Gobbling Ball Juggler's mouth was so big she could do the 3 headed turtle with ease."
Pornstars Annette Schwarz and Sasha Grey can do the turtle.
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The phrase "The Turtles are getting Curious" means that you are currently holding in a shit that feels like one of the logs is poking its head out of your ass like a turtle does with its shell.
"Man, the turtles are getting curious, its poppin' its head out. I can't hold this *borrence* much longer."
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A past due bowel movement that simply cannot be held much longer.
Sorry I gotta run, I'm growing a turtle head.
the cause of being ridiculously slow from the effects of marijuiana
ey bro, your laggin it. did you have too much turtle soup today?
ingredients: turtle, water, and purple
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Those born between years 1983-1990, not later, maybe a year or two earlier.
It's no wonder the rest of the world is so fucked up, they weren't born in the Ninja Turtle Generation.
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Having someone stick their tongue in your asshole.
I heard that katie gave Alisha a reverse turtle head at Church yesterday.