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Slang for "A modern-day prophet" (either true or false). Derives from E.G. White (Ellen Gould White) the prophetess of Seventh-day Adventism.
BOB: Have you heard about that egg white in Florida called "Yahweh Ben Yahweh"?
JOE: Yeah, I call that fried egg white!
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The one who PICKS UP THE PEEPLZ WITH THE OWWEEZ AND THE BOOBOOS.
A very curious creature, seemingly and unintentionally attracts the Black Mage.
And is then dealt with even more curious pick-up lines.
Black Mage: Are you from Venus?
White Mage: Uh no, why?.
Black Mage: Cause' baby, your ass is outta' 'dis world!
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White tips on your nails that ended up being much wider and longer than expected. They stick off of your finger like an afro on someone's head.
Bon Qui Qui - Hey Jade! You just got your nails did?
Jade - Yes, but they are much longer than what I wanted them to be.
Bon Qui Qui - Oh! They gave you white afros?
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1 - Engaging in activities usually associated with white women.
2- The act of being white while also being a woman.
Martha Stewart is an expert at white womaning.
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The car you follow on the freeway who's going faster than everyone else, thus drawing the police to them and not you.
Are you speeding? Yeah, it's cool though, we got a white bronco in front of us.
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Someone who thinks Nascar is a sport. Can be seen on Jerry Springer.
I have two or more yard cars and my name is Billy Ray. I have 10 kids but I live in a trailer. I am usually seen wearing a wife beater. I am white trash.
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When a woman snorts a line of cocaine off a mans erect penis.
Jeff: Dude, last night was so crazy, Maria did a white snake.
Jim: O man, I have been trying to get linda to do one of those for a long time.
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