A person or thing who tries too hard to be funny by being "random", i.e. Invader Zim , Foamy the Squirrel. Think old Hot Topic shirts and 13-year-old anime fans .
"Lord Waffle beard is such a omg hold up teh spork!!!! Random name"
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A deuschy, annoying, pretentious ass hole who is full of himself and thinks his shit doesn't stink. His natural habitat is someplace "you've probably never heard of" He may look and smell like a hipster but in reality he just uses that as a ploy. Don't trust him. He also is a know-it-all who womanizes (hot) females by taking them out on expensive dates for 3-4 months, telling them how awesome they are, then hooks up with them and never calls them again, but can still be sighted staring at their magnificent hineys.
Baldwin Bonilla is a pretentious twat waffle, especially when he wears the cat pants.
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When a man takes his penis and rests it between a girls ass cheeks. She farts, causing her cheeks to flap against his shaft creating a waffle effect.
Dude, I was trying to stick it in her ass last night when she farted - That was my first dirty steve waffle, but I think I liked it!
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when two cousins hump and create a being they nick named dc
I once knew a inbred twat waffle named dc.
When you take a frozen waffle, roll it around a stick of butter, and heat up syrup to use as lube, then go to town on that pussy. (Eating the waffle is optional, come adds flavor)
Person 1: βHey have you tried waffle housing yet?β
Person 2: βHell yeah, she loves the Tallahassee Waffle House!!! We are goin for round two tonight man.β
A waffle toe shuffle is where one uses their toe to manoeuvre ones fecal matter toward the shower drain and then to poke it down said drain.
Woah bro I just waffle toe shuffled my crap.
A mind controlling waffle that forces you to pour hot butter and syrup all over it while it cums in your mouth.
That mental slut waffle just blew my mind.