If she ain’t vipin’, we ain’t pipin’

If a woman isn’t wearing viper sunglasses, then we don’t have sex with her.

Man, does she have vipers on?
Nah, she doesn’t. Remember- if she ain’t vipin’, we ain’t pipin’

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We eat our own dog-food

This is a fairly new expression used in business and it means that we do what we say you should do.

If we teach that you should create a business plan each year and we follow our own teachings; then "we eat our own dog-food."

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Why Are We Still Here...Just to Suffer

What the people of Cuba think as America ignores their pleas not to do what Fidel Castro did to them.

Cuba: *Gets rekt by socialism*

Also Cuba: "Don't do it. Don't let Creepy Joe bring your country down to our level."

America: *Elects Creepy Joe*

Cuba: "Why are we still here...just to suffer....every night...."

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The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.

1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.

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ah shit here we go again

the act of of being upset that you have to do the same act again.

Manager: I HATE THIS PAPER WORK, DO IT AGAIN
Worker: ah shit here we go again

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Ah shit, here we go again.

A sentence that is usually used to make jokes / memes.

*another gun has been added to the game*
Me : Ah shit, here we go again..

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Tic Tac Toe Round We Go

A place called TAC Industries, where the mentally challenged or handicapped work. This is actually a bastardization of the name created by the "inmates" themselves.

My retarded sister works at TAC Industries. Yesterday, she asked me when I will be taking her to the tic tac toe round we go.

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