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morning wood wizard

Someone who enjoys getting woken up by a blow job which was initiated out of pleasant surprise caused by readyness

Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.

Z: Dude, i hear Ben is a morning wood wizard
O: yeah man makes sense, he's a total bonehead

by keinenechtennamen September 22, 2017


Shaving The Morning Wood

One of the tens of thousands alternate sayings of masturbating your morning erection

"How often are you Shaving The Morning Wood?"
"Every Other Day"

by very hot man January 10, 2020


Exotic dookie wood

It’s is when the dookie and woods come together and form an exotic dookie wood. Also when a gay nigga stick the wood up a hairy shitty asshole

Eric: yo

Isaiah: wat
Eric: let me stick the wood up yo ass

Isaiah: bet go ahead and do it daddy
Isaiah: aaaaaaahhhhhhh (moans)
Eric: now that’s how u make a exotic dookie wood

by Exotic dookie wood September 23, 2020


Chris wood depression

the really sad feeling, that usually happens around 1am, when you realise you are never going to be able to marry Chris wood because he'll never know you

Chris just posted a insta pic dam now I have chris wood depression :(

by lorelaixfaith on tiktok January 06, 2021


Elle Woods moment

The moment you realize you’ll never be the person your crush wants. You realize you’re enough they’re the one lacking, and you can finally move on!

“I finally had my Elle woods moment and blocked him!”

by Qogriffin December 27, 2022


john gabriel wood

The most amazing person in the universe, make him angry and you wish you didn't.

Who? John Gabriel Wood? He is such a nice man, unless he is tempered with

by The Scientific Bandit November 10, 2017


marley zion wood

Marley Zion Wood is a rather strange and unused word, spanning from Native culture from simply gudula. This word has evolved to mean the opposite of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, as its definition is “greatly terrible”, “substantially bad”, “impossibly horrid”, or simply “👎🏿“. The Natives’ discovered this word’s previous form after being enslaved the English Settlers, which then changed (as previously mentioned) into the word we forgot existed.

“I got paint on my paints. Marley Zion Wood!”

Just shut up, okay? Jesus... Marley Zion Wood.”

by Unanimously Unofficial March 31, 2019