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Someone who enjoys getting woken up by a blow job which was initiated out of pleasant surprise caused by readyness
Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.
Z: Dude, i hear Ben is a morning wood wizard
O: yeah man makes sense, he's a total bonehead
One of the tens of thousands alternate sayings of masturbating your morning erection
"How often are you Shaving The Morning Wood?"
"Every Other Day"
It’s is when the dookie and woods come together and form an exotic dookie wood. Also when a gay nigga stick the wood up a hairy shitty asshole
Eric: yo
Isaiah: wat
Eric: let me stick the wood up yo ass
Isaiah: bet go ahead and do it daddy
Isaiah: aaaaaaahhhhhhh (moans)
Eric: now that’s how u make a exotic dookie wood
the really sad feeling, that usually happens around 1am, when you realise you are never going to be able to marry Chris wood because he'll never know you
Chris just posted a insta pic dam now I have chris wood depression :(
The moment you realize you’ll never be the person your crush wants. You realize you’re enough they’re the one lacking, and you can finally move on!
“I finally had my Elle woods moment and blocked him!”
The most amazing person in the universe, make him angry and you wish you didn't.
Who? John Gabriel Wood? He is such a nice man, unless he is tempered with
Marley Zion Wood is a rather strange and unused word, spanning from Native culture from simply gudula. This word has evolved to mean the opposite of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, as its definition is “greatly terrible”, “substantially bad”, “impossibly horrid”, or simply “👎🏿“. The Natives’ discovered this word’s previous form after being enslaved the English Settlers, which then changed (as previously mentioned) into the word we forgot existed.
“I got paint on my paints. Marley Zion Wood!”
“Just shut up, okay? Jesus... Marley Zion Wood.”