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Delayed zombie

Someone that is neurologically tortured and purposefully delayed so they don't develop or get to experience life fully and are almost always tortured and have no control over their own body because of masochistic sadism. They don't even get to experience euphoria and are manipulated and kill themselves usually by age 30.

She's a delayed zombie you can dip your stick anytime they don't actually count at people.

by April 5, 2022


Zombie Head

A strange drug that is found at the music festival Bonnaroo and probably others. That is blindingly expensive. A man saw a transaction that involved it in 2011 and has been searching for what it is ever since to quell the obsession that has taken over his life.

Yo man have you heard about Zombie Head/?

No man sorry. Damnit I heard a transaction selling/buying it and have been searching for what it is for the past 6 years with no luck... Maybe the insanity it has caused in my life IS Zombie Head?!

by Goldmane March 1, 2018


koopa zombie

From the Mario Bros 3. cartoons. A human who got possessed and muted by the toxic koopa trash that made them look like a mixture of themselves and King Koopa.

After Melissa touched the toxic koopa trash, she turned into a koopa zombie.

by LL6000 May 19, 2016


zombie energy

When you go throughout your life with little or no interest in everything and have little enthusiasm. These people typically talk in a monotone voice.

Person 1: why do you always seem tired?
Person 2: because I have zombie energy.

by slanemain August 12, 2019


zombie conversations

Unwilling to accept reality.

A: "Do you think Zombies clip their toe-nails?'

B: "Zombies arnt real, end of zombie conversations."

by hoss geller January 16, 2012


zombie nap

When someone is so intoxicated that they literally cant do anything

You seem pretty wasted , feel free to take a zombie nap and vabe.

by Jiggy_new_shoes July 22, 2017


zombie cap

An object when worn makes one do stupid things.

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!

by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011

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