Cat Driving a Bus

A fuzzy cat that drives a bus..

Dude I totally saw a "Cat Driving a bus."

IM DRIVING A BUS MEOOOOWOWWW!!!!NYAAAAA! *CRASH*

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driving the bus

having sexual intercourse.

Hold on, Baby...I'm driving the bus NOW!

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getting hit by a bus

Is used in place of words such as: gay,stupid, retarded, etc...
Mainly used because people use the terms "gay or "retarded" in a negative tone. Implying that being gay or retarded it bad.

"Omgawd! Myspace is so getting hit by a bus!!"

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Scratching the McCain Bus

A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.

Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.

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Take the late bus

to ditch a school event of some kind and talk shit about bitches

"dude, i hate bitchy people"

"Ohmigod, I know, lets go take the late bus"

"totally"

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crazy bus

an exclamation used when something is crazy, but not quite to the point of laughter

::someone tells a boring story that is supposed to be exciting:: Crazy Bus!

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school bus driver

Derogatory term for a lesbian

She is a pretty girl, so you would think that she could do better than that school bus driver.

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