when something is soooo crazy and unbelievable that is is simply just funky noodle!!
jessica: i literally just exploded from drinking two whole bottles of milk!!
you: woah man that is funky noodle!!
the performance of felatio on a flaccid penis through the time it become erect and until completion.
Troy: Hilary woke me up to the an uncle noodle!
David: So I guess you can say you started your day off on the right foot.
Troy: dude shut your corny ass up
when you have such a big head that it wont stay up straight
I'm trying to do sisters hair and she keeps being noodle neckted.
A term for the male reproductive organ known as a penis.
Jim cried out in pain after he was struck in his wank noodle.
Something Asians like to do to insult white people
Joe: yo I saw Mr Miyagi eat forks with noodles yesterday
John: bruh
A noodle like snot projection resulting from a sneeze.
Did you see that kid over there? He sneezed a six inch Snot Noodle!
Slapping someone with cooked noodles
"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"