wouldn't that suck!!!

used when sb has done sth which is very disgusting or met someone you think there is no one worse than that person to run into.

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-I went to bed with your sister last night.
- wouldn't that suck!!!
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- I met Jim Carrey today.
- Oh man, wouldn't that suck! There are lots of celebrities in whole world.

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Suck A Bird

Slang for “eat chicken”. It is used humorlessly.

James: Do you want the go to the diner and suck a bird?
Tyler: What?!?!
James: It means eat some chicken, dumbass.

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zipper suck

When your zipper sucks in the material below making it impossible to zip or unzip.

My favorite pants got zipper suck while standing at the urinal. I will have to spend the day with my fly down.

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Suck Duck

A suck duck is ducking and sucking.

Me and my mom were in the park and we we’re shot at so we did a Suck Duck, we ducked down and she sucked my dick

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ssbu sucks

A shitty game that no one should ever fucking play

ssbu sucks so much, it’s fucking garbage chilé

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Suck Thang

To suck cock, dick, or penis.

What girls do to guys.

Hey girl, get over here and suck thang.

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Suck it till it's Purple

(Noun) A more colorful and detailed variation of the well worn and simplistic "suck my dick" expression.

Trading verbal jabs with a fellow floor mate in the dorm Jordy perked up with a smile upon hearing Clifton's standard fare and worn out phrase "suck my dick". Countering Jordy yelled back "Oh yeah? Well suck my dick, Cliffy", took a brief pause and as if completing some verbal finishing move to the argument, finished by including "Suck it till it's Purple" fat boy.