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A girl who secretly likes anal, is an anal pornstar, and her name is Ally.
Jorge: that short girl on the dance team likes it bareback
Hudson: ya I know, that's why we call her anal ally
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When one puts tape on his or her butthole and they proceed to pull it off quickly.
Oh my god! Tyrone and I used anal tape yesterday. I'm so sore!
Putting spinning motorcycle wheel on your anal hole to feel more pleasure and adrenaline. It will end when your butt is totally destroyed.
Mike is in hospital now. He was doing Anal Motocross.
when you participate in the act of shitting in someone's mouth and they proceed to gargle the feces in their mouth
i cant wait to have joseph anal mouthwash me
When 3 men give anal to a women at the same time.
Oh my god , last night was amazing. I tried an anal canoe and it was mind blowing.
This is a challenge that is played among male friends. One friend is picked (requires three players) to become the gold mine. This person will have small gold nuggets violently shoved into his anal cavity. The other two players will use plastic sporks (MUST HAVE) in order to excavate as many gold nuggets as they can from the anal crevasse. At the end of 2 minuets the digger with the least gold nuggets will become the next gold mine. The game ends when everyone has been the gold mine at least twice and the person will the most gold nuggets will be deemed the Master Prospector.
Fuck Madden, lets play some anal prospector. Did you here that Jake was became a master prospector after last nights game.
When you don't want anal sex cus it's gross but a woman wants to, you get a spear, javelin, fire poker, or anything long and sharp (at least 3 feet), then shove it up their ass as hard as you can, until they bleed, or die
Jim: hey dude, my bitch wants anal what the fuck should i do?
Dave: haven't you heard of the move Anal Spear?
Jim: oh yeah, can i have your fire poker for a sec?