laddergoating around

'Laddergoating around' stems from a long term commitment to all that represents the laddergoat brand. For example, one has made it metaphorically 'up' the virtual ladder, when they have done at least 4/5 of the following:

- Hold a palm sized mascot goat and ladder close at all times
- Create a video mini-series of laddergoats life ranging from his orange hopping to coke sniffing activities
- Are presented a birthday cake with said mascot as the feature
- Has a family that undeniably finds nothing else funnier than the laughter of the original laddergoat youtube extract
- Continues to commit new members of the family to a new life of 'laddergoating around'

'Thursday we're a bit tied up, the secret buddy crew actually plan to be laddergoating around'
'Oh that's Elliot, he sustained those injuries laddergoating around'

Best Western Reach Around

When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.

Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”

Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”

Irish reach-around

The obligatory act of trading drinks at a bar based on a feeling of obligation when one party shows the generous act of buying the first drink.

Austin: "Get Eddie and me a beer."
Eddie: "Lemme get Austin and me a beer back."
Bartender: "ah. . . The old Irish reach-around."

Irish Reach-around

Asking someone to return a favour that you haven't done for them yet. i.e. "Yes, I will dog-sit for you at some time probably. By the way, here's my dog. You have to look after her while I go on a mid-week trip to New York."

I can't believe Colin had the nerve to give me an Irish Reach-around. I have to look after his dog because he made a vague promise to look after mine in the future.

Throw your knuckles around

Means come and fight

I heard you were talking trash come throw your knuckles around!!

Ring Around the Moon

More or less, when someone doesn't wipe well enough after a poo.

I went to pay attention to her bicycle spoke, but she had a ring around the moon.

horsin around

when you get backshots with arby's horsey sauce in your ass

me: you wanna do some horsin around?

bad bitch: no tf?