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When a guy, usually drunk, gets his ass kicked so bad he wakes up in the hospital with body parts missing.
I realized I had messed with the wrong guy and ended up in a surgical bar fight when I woke up in the hospital and my foot was gone.
Weighing the worth of something you want to buy (but don't need) vs. an equal worth of candy bars
Works in your favor every time, since you can argue that instead of buying fatty sweets you are doing yourself a favor
Does not work if you continue to eat candy
I'm running low on funds, and this bud is gonna cost me $100. Well, shit, that's like 100 king size snickers. Would I enjoy 100$ of weed more than 100 snickers? Fuck yeah! My candy bar theory never fails me.
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The joyous occasion on the night before a boy’s bar mitzvah when the father takes his son to become a man at the hands of Yentel, the neighborhood octogenarian prostitute, who can do things with her good arm that will make you forget that thing on her neck.
After the actus delecti is completed, Yentel insists on feeding you matzoh ball soup and brisket, complaining that you are all skin and bones.
Shlomo just got back from his beijing bar mitzvah and he smells like manhood, horseradish and shame.
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Fictitious gay bar in the "Police Academy" franchise movies, AKA "The best salad bar in town"
Used as recurring prank to lure some innocent victim, who is not aware of the bar nature.
-Where we are going?
-Blue Oyster bar. Mahoney said it's the best salad bar in town.
-Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
-Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood
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A notorious gang located in inner city Birmingham(Handsworth, Aston, Lozells).
Don't stay out too late, the burger bar boys are bound to be lurking around.
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Where a girl shoves a mars bar pussy and a guy eats it out
Hey guys theres suzzie lets have a mars bar party
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When high or drunk and you are convinced that you see police lights on most of the cars that pass you.
P1: Shit dude a cop!
P2: Chill out bro you got LIGHT BAR SYNDROME, none of these cars have been cops.
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