1. A scatological sex act. The giver defecates onto (solid) or into (liquid) his or her lovers nose. Rumored to be a favorite among the many sexual deviants that inhabit the great white north
2. A practical joke. A person who is passed out or deep in sleep is given a Canadian Curd Bucket by rubbing fecal matter into their nostrils. This results in an ever-present and overwhelming odor perceptible only to the recipient. If done properly the recipient will be only be able to smell and taste feces for days.
Chad: He Steve what did you do while you were in Edmonton?
Steve: I watched a Vietnamese whore give a guy a Canadian Curd Bucket at a peep show. It was the best!
Chris: Everywhere I go today stinks like shit!
Will: Oh, I forgot to tell you, I gave you a Canadian Curd Bucket while you were passed out.
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When one feels the need to vomit excessively, but doesn't have anything else to do it in besides a bucket.
1. I felt so awful on Sunday, man I bucket fucked almost the entire day.
2. Dude, I don't feel so good. I think I need to bucket fuck
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A vagina that is on the rag (having it's period). It may even have bloody chunks due to it being the worst time of the month. The pussy in question might otherwise be tasty and / or attractive - but not really very much so at this particular moment.
Actually eating (going down on) a 'Crimson Custard Bucket' would most likely result in acquiring Red Wings
Guy to GF: Honey can we do the wild thing?
GF to Guy: I'd love to - but only if you're willing to plunge into the Crimson Custard Bucket .
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The act of vomiting into your lover's mouth mid-coitus. Also known as 'grolsching.'
Do you remember Kelly? I totally gave that bitch a Danish chum-bucket last night!
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A person who often is red, sweaty, and smelly.
Did you see that bucket of period blood at school today?
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(BUH-kit oh BEE-tees)
A large portion of anything, usually a medley of foods with large amounts of saturated and trans fats. These foods are usually eaten by people with BMI's over 90. Bucket O' Betes is a good, safe alternative to hanging yourself.
I went to Panda the other day, and got a Bucket O' Betes with extra soy sauce and a Dr. Pepper.
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To have something that causes joy or happines taken from you
Based off a popular picture of a walrus with a bucket with a caption saying "I has a bucket", then another picture where the bucket is being taken away from it by its keeper with the caption "No they be stealin my bucket".
Also know as a lolrus or lolcat
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