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When you enter a restaurant with the sole intention of eating their complimentary appetizers and leaving.
That place is too expensive, but their chips are amazing. Let's chip and dip?
In the dead of night while someone is asleep someone it doesn't matter who will hold the sleeping person down shove chips up their ass and yell chips ahoy! And politely leave.
Hey john remember when we gave peter the good ol' chips ahoy! last year.
A guy that's gay but pretends to like girls. Tries hard to get laid but game too weak. Attends a christian school. Go figure. Go fish!
Hey! I'm Chip Fisher & I'd love to suck your slong. Ian Stover turns me on the most. We get down. DM us!
The customer at Jimmy John's who comes right before closing time and fucks up all the chips.
Employee: Ah shit I gotta restock and rotate chips again because of this chip eating bastard!
When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.
Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!
Cumming in the ass of a large Italian person and the chocolate chips referring to the pieces of turd in said Italians asshole
Yo Sally, can i get the cannoli with extra chocolate chips?