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When a girl sticks her boobs in your ass hole covering nips with your shit and you lick the shit off like you would an ice cream cone
Matt and Taylor did the Chocolate Cone!!
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when someone orgasms from oral sex so hard they shit onto your back
I was eating Sally out and she gave me chocolate wings
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when you give a girl a whole pack of ex-lax, and then fuck her asshole until she says she's about to shit, then you pull out, put her ass in the air and she erupts like a volcano.
billy was feeling kinky, so he gave his girlfriend the chocolate volcano.
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Refrence to an explicit sex act which involves a man deficating on a women's chest, cutting the feces open, jizzing inside of a single turd and then watching the women eat the entire thing.
Jesus, you guys weren't kidding about the prostitute you bought me last night, she was a real nasty one, she was into catholiz priezts, jurblonskiis, and chocolate eclairs! What a fucking dirty whore!
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hot chocolate boys/ hot black guys
" Kyle and I are going to the ghetto to get some hot chocolate. "
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A type of weed that doesn't exist. Dealers usually try to sell their shitty schwag by giving it this wonderful name. Chocolate Thai exists but Chocolate Haze doesn't.
Matt: Hey man, you got some chronic?
Dealer: No man, but I got this stuff called Chocolate Haze!
Matt: You mean like Chocolate Thai?
Dealer: No man! This is so fucking potent! I smoked some and I was high for like 6 hours!!
Matt: Holy shit! How much for an ounce?
Dealer: I usually charge $650 for an ounce, but I'll sell to you for $400!!
Matt buys an ounce and tells his friends. They laugh and tell him he got ripped. He is later sent to jail for being a FUCKING IDIOT and gets assraped every night.
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When a black girl poops
My Latisha was laying down some chocolate thunder, that shit was stanky!
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