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The act of shitting in to your hand and then smearing it on somones lips and cheek to make a smile.
Turn that frown in to a chocolate smile
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when someone orgasms from oral sex so hard they shit onto your back
I was eating Sally out and she gave me chocolate wings
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when you give a girl a whole pack of ex-lax, and then fuck her asshole until she says she's about to shit, then you pull out, put her ass in the air and she erupts like a volcano.
billy was feeling kinky, so he gave his girlfriend the chocolate volcano.
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Refrence to an explicit sex act which involves a man deficating on a women's chest, cutting the feces open, jizzing inside of a single turd and then watching the women eat the entire thing.
Jesus, you guys weren't kidding about the prostitute you bought me last night, she was a real nasty one, she was into catholiz priezts, jurblonskiis, and chocolate eclairs! What a fucking dirty whore!
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hot chocolate boys/ hot black guys
" Kyle and I are going to the ghetto to get some hot chocolate. "
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A type of weed that doesn't exist. Dealers usually try to sell their shitty schwag by giving it this wonderful name. Chocolate Thai exists but Chocolate Haze doesn't.
Matt: Hey man, you got some chronic?
Dealer: No man, but I got this stuff called Chocolate Haze!
Matt: You mean like Chocolate Thai?
Dealer: No man! This is so fucking potent! I smoked some and I was high for like 6 hours!!
Matt: Holy shit! How much for an ounce?
Dealer: I usually charge $650 for an ounce, but I'll sell to you for $400!!
Matt buys an ounce and tells his friends. They laugh and tell him he got ripped. He is later sent to jail for being a FUCKING IDIOT and gets assraped every night.
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When a black girl poops
My Latisha was laying down some chocolate thunder, that shit was stanky!
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