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Buying your Christmas presents the day before christmas
He’s doing Christmas chicken this year.
An act of shaking with extreme force or violence, similar to how a nun shakes her bootay on Christmas.
You should have seen my friend Wes at prom last night, he was Shaking like a nun on Christmas.
May 13 of every year where me celebrate cows dying
T:happy national Christmas
H: happy national Christmas to you too
when pea unite and celebrate christmas like cute little pea's at one of peas house
P : OMFG pea christmas soon - 22nd december cant wait
E : omg ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaame wow
A : WOOOOOO lets celebrate the recreation of jesus!
A sour, unhappy face caused by driving in holiday traffic, shopping in over crowded malls, spending more money than one can afford on Christmas.
Mom just got back from shopping. She's got her Christmas Face on.
Slutty Christmas is that special time of year for baddies worldwide. 😍😍😍
"🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY CHRISTMAS 😘 / DICKMAS 💦🍆👅 YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼"
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When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.
Dude, last night this chick gave me a Guantanamo Christmas Present.