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When a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl.
Oh man, my cockness monster just went for a swim.
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When you take a piece of wooden furniture from a curb alert you find on craigslist.com, smash it, take the largest piece and spray paint a cock on it, then leave it in your friends yard.
Lets leave a cock board in Sean's yard.
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A very large dick, like a horse
Holy shit look at his horse cock
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Friend who maliciously prevents the act of getting booty.
At the club, Patrick was about to get Bianca's phone number, when Al (ie the Closer) cock-blocked him by telling her Pat’s a nice guy… that lives at home… with his parents.
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Term, originating in feudal Japan, referring to one who has attained absolute perfection of the anal arts.
Josh lowered his guard for a second and, before he knew it, the cock samurai had impaled him on his brown blade.
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Set of words having somewhat of the same meaning as "Pain in the ass" except much worse.
I just failed my history exam. Damn, that's a cock in the ass.
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Someone who is weak or lacking essential masculinity
Gee that Michael in the toolshop is a soft cock
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