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A relatively successful debt collector that makes over $50,000/year and thinks he's the shit because he's managed to enter the lower-middle class in such a low skill occupation.
"Bruce wears tailored suits everyday, even on casual Friday. He thinks he's some kind of Cold-Caller Baller."
When someone is just too cool to be in a long lasting relationship with someone else and the other person cannot handle their coolness so they have to let go of them
Example 1:
"I think he's not interested me cause I'm just too cold to hold, he can't deal with it"
Example 2:
"Hey so remember the guy I was seeing, he kinda stopped talking to me all of a sudden, I don't get why"
"Girl!! Don't worry about it, you're just TOO COLD TO HOLD!!! It's not your fault if you're this cool! His loss"
Used to describe coitus within necrophiliac relationships.
George Kerry: "I could do with some Cold Jelly right now."
HIV.
"So, it turns out I have HIV."
"It's ok man, just think of it as African common cold."
A tactic used to distract the opposite team in beer pong by claiming the beer is to cold. This will in turn cause the opposing team to focus more on making fun of the fact the other team finds that the beer is to cold, and take their focus off the game.
Check this out son, Tome and I claimed that we were playing with Uncommonly cold beer, it totally distracted Pj and Pete. We won flawlessly, but Pj and Pete suck anyways......i
A chick who is super hot, cute and gorgeous !
Look out for that stone cold vixen! Pwoaaah