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November 1st is national get over your crush day. This day is when you know your crush doesn’t like you back, just like mine. Don’t give your crush the satisfaction of knowing that someone likes him.
National get over your crush day means the day you forget about your crush and move on!
(Aka I'm not a playa I just f**k alot) A boy who f**ks alot of girls. he does not want to be tied down because he wants to go after every girl he thinks looks good. In other words, an excuse just so you a guy doesn't have to admit he's a player. Listen to the Big Pun Song!
Q: Are you a player?
A: Naw, I'm not a player I just crush alot
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On April 18th, push your friend (s) into their crush to embarrass them OR give them a better chance at getting with them. or just ruin their chances🤷 ♀️
my friend pushed me into my crush today. i hit him really hard and we fell over. he helped me up afterward. National Push Your Friend Into Their Crush Day!
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ask out your crush on Dec 17, and it’s fine if they say no
girl-with you go out with me it’s national ask your crush out day?
boy-uhh sure!
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National slap you crushes ass day.Get out there and slap some ass
Person 1: hey you know what day it is?
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)
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Touch your crush. A high five, etc.
Hey! Did you know April 22 is touch your crush day. You can touch your crush on April 22, Touch Your Crush Day.
You get to slap ur crushes ass
Me: *slaps crushes ass*
Crush: “why did you do that?”
Me: “I had to it’s December 5th national slap ur crushes ass day”
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