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North Korean Bum Disease

This is when your bum swells up really badly and can cause huge pain. Its caught from smelling the farts of someone who already has North Korean Bum Disease. Can be treated with around 2 years of bum supplements.

Went to North Korea for a quick fuck, hope I don't catch North Korean Bum Disease.

by BumDisease101 April 6, 2018


the idiot disease

a disease where ur brain does not work

bro he has the idiot disease dont go near or else you will get infected

by monkedudelol March 30, 2022


apl disease

Abnormally Large Penis disease.. no, it's not actually a thing but if you're a twelve year old boy then you probably think it is..

The doctors diagnosed me with APL disease, and I couldn't agree more.

by theknowleger March 15, 2016


Johns Disease

A disease caused by the act of using your own shit as lotion to jerk off.

Damn I think he has Johns Disease

by 1153011 March 21, 2019


Horton's Disease

Having one foot larger than the other.

Sam: Yo, dude I have Horton's disease.
Bill: What? Is it catching?
Sam: Well check your shoe size and find out?

by Elephantus October 2, 2011


Whiterod's Disease

Not many dare usher these words, for the devastation they create is beyond explanatory circumstances. When suffering from Whiterods disease all the surrounding banter that exists within the human body is mercilessly killed and replaced with a dark force known as 'anti-bants'. This 'anti-bants' manifests itself in communication; where the host thinks they are being banterous but in fact they are not and everyone hates them. It also has a tendency to spread in the locally populated area.

I spoke to a girl today, she found me boring and the social interraction awkward. I must be coming down with Whiterod's Disease.

by Kingofthebants February 13, 2012


Mad cow disease

When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit

Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick

Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho

by Wengerbender March 24, 2014