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This disease has many symptoms. All symptoms of this disease mimic being bipolar and being psychotic. If you run into someone who has budspair disease, they will most definitely live in indiana and will most definitely have no life, no job and live with their parents. They obsess over average, low par men and will stop at nothing to defend what they call a "relationship".
Amy has such a severe form of budspair disease, she had to be spayed and then put down for the sake of the sane world.
A serious skin-infection caused by excessive handling of decorative wood products.
I had to transfer from the finishing department to the structural-wood-fabricating room at the furniture-factory because I was coming down with veneereal disease.
A variation of mad cow disease that causes people and animals to act crazy as shit.
The cow that hauled ass through the fence had wild cow disease.
its a disease which slowly deteriorates the mental and physical health of the person. it occurs due to a lack of head received by the person.
Jack: Have you seen what happened to Simon? It's really sad, I hope he gets better.
Connor: I heard he caught the no-head disease, its fatal.
Ben Button Disease is when a patient is born, and they mature, they actually grow "young". Basically the patient ages backwards.
Also See Jen Button Disease
Brat Pitt's character in Benjamin Button suffered from Ben Button Disease
Dude 1 : "Yo, that baby is mad smart"
Dude 2 : " Nah man, this little baby is actually 76 years old. My mom used to baby sit him but he looked mad older than my moms. People round the block thought they were just dating and shit"
When something in pop culture becomes so ubiquitous that liking it is mandatory. People infected with Disney disease will dismiss any and all criticism as petty contrarianism, no matter how obviously flawed or downright awful the thing is.
Named after the company that reduces everything to flavorless gray mush.
Examples: capeshit, Harry Potter
My friend thinks I'm a depressed asshole because I never want to see his shitty MCU movies. He has a bad case of Disney disease.
Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok