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When two people take a shit at the same time...
One person sits on the toilet, legs spread open. And the other person sits on top of their legs over the opening and they both shit at the same time.
Boyfriend- "ive never seen you poop before. We should double drop!"
Girlfriend- "what is that?!"
Boyfriend- "you sit on my lap and we can hold hands and poop together"
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A double "E" is a Geek. The etymology becomes obvious after you remove the G and the K.
This came out of a Schoolastic catalog ad for a Lizzie McGuire book. The cartoon version of Lizzie is seen saying "Don't be a double 'E'."
I had to ask my 8 year-old daughter what the hell it meant, so this is cutting-edge slang folks.
Two 5th graders in the playground:
Tyrone: Hey Brad, want some Mary Jane?
Brad: No. My parents said I shouldn't do that.
Tyrone: Jesus Brad! Don't be a double "E!" I suppose you don't drink either. What a dw"ee"b.
(here we see that many nerd pejoratives feature the double "E")
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Going poop and wiping clean thinking you are done. Only to realize you have to sit back down and push more brown.
Double Dip:
Damn it I just wiped till I was raw, pulled my pants up and flushed. Now I have to sit back down and force another load out my o-ring.
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Double fisting is an extreme sexual activity that must not be confused with fisting. The 'double' often suggests 'two' hands that are inserted into the orafice(s) of women or men.
Double fisting in a woman, might for example, be two well lubricated hands thrust into the vagina, or else two lubricated hands thrust into the anus/rectum.
It might also be two hands inserted simultaneously into both vagina and anus.
Double fisting into the anus/rectum often seriously damages the anal sphincter muscles internal and external, bowel incontinance is sometimes medically irreversible; so would be anal/rectal fisting recipients must be aware of anal 'tearing'.
Vaginal double fisting however is almost without a serious health risk, triple fisting is a regular occurence for women after childbirth; if they so wish it.
There is a slight danger that double fisting performed on virgins will damage the vagina. This is often true, the bartholin gland which produces vaginal lubrication is dependent on gentle stimulation, and double fisting can send this tiny gland into spasm.
Double fisting can be enjoyed by women of any age and recent polls suggest that Scandanavian women in their 50's who have had one or more children particularly enjoy the sensation of being double fisted. The Finnish word for double fisting is 'Torn-Berry' a word named after Finlands second largest city where double fisting is almost a cultish phenomenon amongst mature women.
Helga, the Finnish air hostess met me in Helsinki and suggested double fisting, I was a little shocked, but once I had inserted both of my hands into her deep and cavernous vagina I felt a kind of nirvana creep over me. Her face was contorted yet ecstatic in a surreal unison of hand meets orafice.
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v. 1) Dipping twice into any kind of salsa, dip substance, ect after already taking a bite from a chip or other food object.
2) A sexual encounter involving both biting or nibbling, while engaging in humping or lunging on another individual.
In the film Bram Stoker's Dracula there is a scene where the monster (wolf-man) Dracula is having sex with Mina Harken's red-headed girlfriend, while biting her. Dracula's sexual moves are double-dipping, which for him involves the drinking of one's blood, while having sex with them.
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A high five with two hands, also known as a high ten.
"You scored with those twins? Double five!"
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