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Dr. Savage is the most savage kid ever who randomly makes hardcore roasts for no reason, and has the most fire comebacks. Don't mess with a Dr. Savage unless you want to get cooked on hard.
Kid 1: You think you're so funny and great and strong, don't you?
Kid 2: Yes I do. I'm everything you ever wanted to be.
Kid 1: Shut up, you don't have no girlfriends.
Kid 2: Well you keep quiet too, the only thing you've ever turned on is a school computer.
Kid 1: You're stupid, you don't know anything.
Kid 2: At least my IQ isn't my age!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S DR. SAVAGE!!!!
The fucker in smash that relies on pills and tornado to snag free wins
Dr. Mario mains have an orgasm when they land a down B.
The sexiest Scottish man you've ever seen in your life. He's so hot he'll make your ass quiver and your tits jolt with the mere soundwaves of his voice hitting your eardrums
I just saw dr. llama yesterday, I'm still shaking.
A Doctor who enjoys caring for patients that take loads of “Damn stinkies”.
“My doctor got so excited when I said I had problems with taking damn stinkies, and he got really happy. He’s such a Dr. Sturgis”
A biologist who wrote a book that tortures high school students
Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"
Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.
Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"
a disorder associated with being obsessed with dr. pepper. Symptoms include : Drinking it all the time and always talking about it
“I have dr pepper disorder”
“Whats that?”
“Being obsessed with dr pepper. I cant live without it”
“It is the best drink ever”
“I know”