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A statement that you say to someone when they are indecisive, even though going with two options is cheaper than the amount of time waisted deciding.
John: I'm spending hours analyzing charts to decide which crypto to get.
Me: Tea or Coffee!
Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.
A person who spontaneously bursts out with anger due to overconsumption of caffeine.
"May I sit between you two coffee rhinos?" asked Amanda.
When someone is BSing around; taking their sweet time.
How long has he been in the bathroom? Is he having the cake and coffee in there?
Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee
Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.
Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.
Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?
Man 1: 37.
Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.
This when you chug a gallon of milk while getting a blow job, spilling milk all over her face. It's as good as an iced coffee, and she let's you feel like spartan warrior.
I gave this chick the spartan iced coffee last night in her mom's bathroom, I chugged milk like a god, all over her breasts!
A midnight snack including cheese, crackers, jam, and olives.
(This is Kev-wan's word)
Jacob: Yo, Kev-wan, let's go get hooked up wit dat coffee jungle shit!
Kev-wan: Hell yeah, nigga, cheese please bobakanoosh!
Also called AEC (not to be confused with AOC). Not-exactly-fresh coffee. Coffee still in the pot from the morning, or the previous night.
"Hey, you want some coffee? I've got some left over from breakfast, or I can make a fresh pot..."
"Nah, don't bother with fresh, already-existing coffee will be fine."