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Coffee with cream is whenever you give anal to a girl with diarrhea and cum in her. After you cum, she shits all over the bed and you lick her asshole.
"So, what did you do last night?"
"Oh, I had some Coffee with Cream"
When you first wake up make a cup of coffee for your girlfriend have her take a long drink then stick your duck in her mouth
She loves giving hot coffee sticks out.
When you use old expired milk to put into your iced coffee and make it chunky.
Kid: yo, can we make chunky iced coffee?!
mom: yes of course we can
When the coffee so bossy you need the dollar sign to prove just how bossy your coffee really is
Alex went to the kitchen and made the most BO$$Y COFFEE ever made
That coffee is so BO$$Y
When your wife pulls the possum butt plug out of your ass and shoved it straight in your mouth, whilst she squeals like a possum.
My wife gave me a dirty coffee yesterday
a dude who loves fucking latinas up the butt
your white ass don't stand a chance, bro, he's a total coffee plunger
“Coffee Badgers” are white collar employees that have been mandated back to the office after COVID. They badge in, drink a free coffee, socialize a little and then leave.
Hey Andy, did you see Rose today? “The bitch badged in, had a free coffee, strutted her ass around the office and fucked off”! Andy, “Fuck that shit ! We should be coffee badgers too!